Bro, this article! So relatable and well put. And funny. And the title is amazing. You're a very underrated writer on Medium, which I guess doesn't matter - as that's partly what you're saying here - but it would be nice if articles like this got a look in rather than another article about writing articles, but hey, what ya gonna do? That masses want quick fixes, not nuanced truths, which is what I think you've provided here. A bona fide slice of wisdom. Ace work. Keep on keeping on, man.